Paradise commented on Lightning Review: Brother's $200 4-in-1 Printer (Verdict: Great and Cheap)

"@Jason Chen: heh: disemvoweled."

Paradise commented on Emily Isn't Real, But Would You Have Guessed?

"@1roll20s: i was just going to say that the youtube version, with its shite artifacts all over the place, probably goes a long way towards convincing most people that she's real."

Paradise commented on Microsoft Says All Xbox Live iPhone Apps Gotta Be Free

"@illutionz and aeroworks: your points are more valid because you spelled "Microsoft" with a "$" ..."

Paradise commented on IE 8 Could Get "Porn Mode": Would it Change Your Mind About IE?

"@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: why be Firefox exclusive?"

Paradise commented on Windows 7 Engineering Squad Has 1000 Developers Spread Over 25 Teams

"i want to see DirecTV and Media Center play nice."

Paradise commented on Steve Jobs: Apple Aware of iPhone 2.0 App Fails, Will Fix In September

"i suppose it'd be too much to ask for a detailed bug fix list as well?"

Paradise commented on Realistic Nerf Weaponry Combines Laser Sights and the Color of Death

"@Xavoc: tell us another story grandpa!"

Paradise commented on iPhone 3G + Rain = Disaster

"@Joseph: not necessarily."

Paradise commented on Blue Screen of Death Strikes Bird's Nest During Opening Ceremonies Torch Lighting

"@ljj: nice."

Paradise commented on A Guided Tour of the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone App

"@homerjay: lolcatraz."

Paradise commented on Commenters, Can We Have A Talk AGAIN?

"@cloneapoc: don't let the door hit you on the way out champ."

Paradise commented on Commenters, Can We Have A Talk AGAIN?

"@homerjay: with great power comes great responsibility."

Paradise commented on Reminder: World Ends Tomorrow, Have Sex, Don't Do Your Homework — Update: Apocalypse Delayed to September 10

"where's jack bauer when we need him?"

Paradise commented on Confirmed: Eight Morons Bought the $999 I Am Rich iPhone Application

"@SyphonFilter: because it's making a mockery of the app store and apple's system?"

Paradise commented on Confirmed: Eight Morons Bought the $999 I Am Rich iPhone Application

"@EL_RIEL: that's either bad sarcasm or a comment on how poorly apple has set up their app store's navigation ..."

Paradise commented on Confirmed: Eight Morons Bought the $999 I Am Rich iPhone Application

"@OMG!"

Paradise commented on Man Held On Domestic Violence Charges For Spanking Adult Daughter Over $5000 Cellphone Bill

"@Xavoc: by my calculations at, .40 cents per minute over, she would have had to talk for 8.5 days straight."

Paradise commented on $999.99 iPhone App "I Am Rich" Probably Only Applies to Developer

"so we pulled box office from the app store for no reason and we leave this one up that mocks the app store? i swear, if his steveness isn't watching these retards underneath him every second of every day it seems like the company implodes."

Paradise commented on Calvin and Jobs Kick Steve's Nuts

"@Gann: a piece of my childhood died the day Bill Waterson stepped away."

Paradise commented on The Downside of Relying on Google for Everything

"i think the truly scary thing is what if google's servers die?"

Paradise commented on Extended Stay Gal Licks a MacBook Pro, HDTV To Evoke Feelings of Cleanliness, Naughtiness (Slightly NSFW)

"*blink*"

Paradise commented on Porn Studios Form Their Own MPAA To Sue File Sharers

"Benny's famous [again]!"

Paradise commented on How To Tether Your iPhone With NetShare

"@AlD: then why was i running it through firefox, right?"

Paradise commented on John Carmack Says iPhone As Powerful as Dreamcast, More Powerful Than DS and PSP Combined

"@Thanassi44: from a usability perspective alone."

Paradise commented on iTunes 7.7.1 is Out

"oh and then it asked me to restart anyways."

Paradise commented on iTunes 7.7.1 is Out

"i like the start of the install process: "oh you had itunes, running?"

Paradise commented on A Guide to the Eye: Learning How Humans See Can Make You a Better Photographer

"@klaybc: that is a book i would like to read."

Paradise commented on TSA Confiscates Homemade Battery and Water Bottle, Declares Victory Over Terror

"@CEOself and @majortom1029: you sirs, are the voice of reason."

Paradise commented on Dell Studio Hybrid Mini-PC Officially Makes Hippies Smile for $499

"@bigfatduck: this blows away the mac mini in terms of specs: [www.engadget.com]"

Paradise commented on Worker Accidentally Takes Pictures of iPhone Factory (On iPhone)

"@thetickler: what makes you a douchebag is if you're pretentious."

Paradise commented on Blackwater to Drop Xbox 360s Out of Planes as a Mercenary Recruitment Tool

"@chasmm and @Gessho: [en.wikipedia.org] and [en.wikipedia.org] ..."

Paradise commented on Comcast Support is Watching You Complain On Your Blog RIGHT NOW

"i guess getting it right the 89th time is better than not getting it right at all."

Paradise commented on Convicted Spammer Escapes Prison, Murders Family, Kills Himself

"some of you folks are real disassociated, sick fucks, you know that?"

Paradise commented on Convicted Spammer Escapes Prison, Murders Family, Kills Himself

"@misterwho: The 3-year old, Davidson and Davidson's wife died according to the story."

Paradise commented on Why We Still Need the iPhone App Black Market

"OMEG!"

Paradise commented on San Francisco's Disgruntled IT Worker Shared the Secret Password With Mayor Newsom

"@ShadowX: he locked everyone else out by changing all the passwords."

Paradise commented on New iPhone Unlock Tool Out, Fixes Bugs

"@TheSonOfKrypton: man if i had a nickel for every time i heard "i don't know you, i've just been stalking you.""

Paradise commented on Computer Mouse R.I.P. In Five Years, Experts Say

"i predict the end of analysts in five years. looks like Steven and I will both be wrong."

Paradise commented on Psystar HQ Up for Sale, Buy It Now for $4.6 Million

"apple should buy it; that'd be nice and awkward."

Paradise commented on Robots of the Future Will Show Empathy, Be Good Listeners

"hopefully women will stop whining about how all the fembots are going to steal men and start hooking up with these new manbots."